A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

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this is how I feel sometimes…. lol

(Source: mrgolightly, via allthingshyper)

linzeestyle:

bitchitrice:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

screams this from the top of the matterhorn

I am stapling this to tumblr.  Someone get me a stapler.

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gurl:

Blind dates can be the worst. Like, THE WORST. We explain why in gif form.

Gif source: namaste-bitches

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#basically every fangirl ever

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allthingshyper:

faunslabyrinth:

infuckingdeed:

octopus babies you guys

OCTOPUS BABIES

LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SOUND LIKE

BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP

I SHALL CALL THEM SQUISHY AND THEY SHALL BE MINE

If I was one of the kids in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

I would’ve voluntarily left the factory after watching Agustus get sucked up that little glass tube

out of sheer terror

Girl Code Slut!

(via the-weaker-sex)

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I start my job tomorrow! Thank God!

I really can’t sit in my room all day anymore

I think too much

I’m literally depressing myself